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YGOSLO
07-09-2011, 09:03 PM
Last Saturday at 7.45am a Cop Car ( two women cops) pulled me up at the left hand lane of traffics lights. My crime they claim that they thought I went round a corner too fast. I explained to them that I have low profile tyres, performance suspension and magnetic ride control and I can corner as quick as a Ferrari, so going round a corner in this E3 GTS is very very safe. (frigging cop ).

Next:---- breath test, licence check the full frigging works, they did not check my recktum though. Said I had personalised plates which were not legal(which was crap).

They eventually gave back my licence after 25 minutes of shear harassment and said I could go without any offence committed. A pat on the head and said be a good boy.
Regards
YGOSLO

neil73
07-09-2011, 09:10 PM
Driving a car like that,. I betting they just wanted to check you out and your car out....

iCat
07-09-2011, 09:19 PM
finished nightshift in town, stopped at a set of lights and watched them change red green several times without moving. divvy van next to me which i didn't notice. roight. anyway got sick of watching pretty colors and decided to move along and as soon as i did they pulled me over. came to window and said "what exactly do you think you were doing back there?" i replied "having a power nap". :D they went right over the car, morning peak, outside crown casino. they found nothing to get me for but i was peeved lol.

Stewiecasserole
07-09-2011, 09:25 PM
Last Saturday at 7.45am a Cop Car ( two women cops) pulled me up at the left hand lane of traffics lights. My crime they claim that they thought I went round a corner too fast. I explained to them that I have low profile tyres, performance suspension and magnetic ride control and I can corner as quick as a Ferrari, so going round a corner in this E3 GTS is very very safe. (frigging cop ).

Next:---- breath test, licence check the full frigging works, they did not check my recktum though. Said I had personalised plates which were not legal(which was crap).

They eventually gave back my licence after 25 minutes of shear harassment and said I could go without any offence committed. A pat on the head and said be a good boy.
Regards
YGOSLO
you sure they weren't hitting on you?

CPC
07-09-2011, 10:15 PM
I explained to them that I have low profile tyres, performance suspension and magnetic ride control and I can corner as quick as a Ferrari, so going round a corner in this E3 GTS is very very safe. (frigging cop bitchs).

That is the funniest thing I have read in ages. Are you old enough to actually hold a licence or was this just sarcasm?

VYSHSV8
07-09-2011, 11:46 PM
Haha gold lol at excuses for pulling you over :)

Can't remember the last time I was pulled over :(
Normally just get a flash and a letter :(

Yes last time I was pulled over by a cop was because they thought I was revving the car as I was pulling into a car park lol

1SIKR8
09-09-2011, 11:57 AM
ummmm my list is pretty good, most the time i deserved to have my arse kicked but there was a few moments i was in the right :D

1. 115 in a 100 zone on my reds, dear oh dear
2. P-plates inside windows
3. reports of burnouts been done by a car that matched the discption of mine ( was me )
4. speeding, doing wheelies on a CBR600 without a licence ( honesty to cops pays off when it comes to not having a licence, turned a blind eye to speeding and wheelies hahaha )
5. reports of burnouts been done by a car that matched the discption of mine ( wasn't me )
6. drug search
7. RBT
8. having fog lights on

think thats all lol

YGOSLO
09-09-2011, 12:31 PM
That is the funniest thing I have read in ages. Are you old enough to actually hold a licence or was this just sarcasm?

Trust me I am old enough to have a licence, I also hold a Cams Licence, the bitches were just showing their power of authority over us blokes who drive V8s, it bloody suxs.

Regards

YGOSLO

CPC
09-09-2011, 05:12 PM
I also hold a Cams Licence

A CAMS licence?! Geez, sorry man. :rolleyes: (You can get these at age 14 you know?).

Maybe it's just me. I've owned more cars than I can remember, mostly high performance, modified etc. A good number of V8's too. I've never been pulled over for my manner of driving. I guess I'm not "cornering as quick as a Ferrari" enough. Will have to hit the streets tonight and drive quicker.

Chris.

XR8TEDVY2
10-09-2011, 06:10 AM
Im an old fart now but have owner performance vehicles all my life. My list of pull over sir's is extensive but no where near as bad as when i was young. The last time i was pulled over i was in my SLR 5000 and the cops just wanted to have a look at the car. I wasnt sure weather i should be pissed off or happy?
lol

bok1
10-09-2011, 08:56 AM
was pulled over for a rbt today at mt victoria by a couple of the taipan f6s.the younger guys syas to me pointing towards his f6 these will beat your clubsport wont they.i replied maybe.then they opened the bonnet and laughed at the young copper when they saw the supercharger sitting there.luckily they where a great bunch and let me off without a defect.said i would see them soon again.went home and got the c63 out and went to fill up again at mt victoria.i was pulled over again and the coppers there laughed and said whats next to come.had a great chat with them for over half an hour.so if you are heading up the blue mountains at the moment watch out the moment.


phil

VYSHSV8
10-09-2011, 10:18 PM
That is Gold just proves there are good ones out there:):)
you should have gone home and brought out the Lambo for some fuel ;)

akanives
11-09-2011, 09:24 AM
haha gold. gotta love engine bay suprises :)

HSV57K
11-09-2011, 10:29 AM
well... lets see...

130 in a 100 on Red Ps
114 in 60 on Red Ps
170 in 100 and no P plates (Motorbike)... on Aus Day - 14 points straight up - suffice to say, leason finally learnt

RBTs
Had a POS Barina back in the day and cops pulled me over and said my lights werent on... I had been travelling interstate and said I dont think so - I would have just done 300ks on the Monaro Hwy with no lights - wtf? He turned to me and said that he must be on LSD - hahaha...

Also got pulled up by Security Police on a RAAF base for rolling through a stop sign at 1 in the morn... - dh!!!!

Not a good history, but with two kiddies now... I cant afford to be handing out donations to the state...

blown vy gts
11-09-2011, 09:25 PM
I haven't a couple of hours to sit on the computer to write a list lol....

neil73
11-09-2011, 09:56 PM
You should get a laugh out of this....

Must have been when I was 18-19 as it was in the hotted up mark I ford escort.

Was driving home one night from mates,. And saw the police helicopter in the sky with it's lights down on some one...

Hmmmmm,... Wonder if I can get the helicopter to put it's lights on me??? So start flashing my lights, from memory I was just flashing my high beams. Was a quiet area,. So there was no cars around..

Ok,. About a min later,. I had the helicopter over my car and the light on me..

About a min after that I had 2 cop cars behind me, and one in front of me.. Needles to say I stopped,. And was kinda spinning out..

Loud speaker came out. Please put your hands up and step out of the car. So I slowly opened my door, put my hands up and stepped out the car,. As I stepped out,. I saw the cops behind me with guns pointing my way. Could see it quite clearly as the helicopter was still above.

Loud speaker again. Please turn aroud and place your hands on the roof of the car, which I did. Then I had about 3 coppers come up, asking me questions, and did a full search of the car...

They asked why the lights were flickering and I told them straight up I was seeing if i could attract the cop helicopter. They searched the car, and found nothing.

Apparently a service station had just been held up at gun point near by and they thought the car was a stolen car and the driver was struggling to work out the lights..

They let me go... Pretty full on....

akanives
12-09-2011, 10:05 AM
haha on one of the reality cop shows in aus i saw something almost the same as that the other day...
dont think he had a smoke tho lol.
but he was hanging out the window waving at the chopper while driving. "just to say hi" was what his repsone when asked why.

Mzsammi
12-09-2011, 04:21 PM
hmm

i dont have impressive lists like you boys i dont tend to get harassed. only when i owned my senator.

anyone from the eastern suburbs would know the famous defect cop n his mate.

3 times for driving high powered car on my p's. $180 fine no points back then. each time it was " hi samantha why are you driving this car still?" to which my reply was " because i own it"

3 defects each time for the same offence of tyre profile too small for my 20z.
they never did me for the t.v operating while the car was moving or the playstation.

had a young cop follow me for 20 mins then finally pulled me over asking if the car was a v8... i said ummm yes ( i wasnt about to lie) he said can u step out of the car and open ur bonnet please . lol i couldnt beleive it he had no clue what he was looking at. i think the fmic was making him puzzled we were in the process of supercharging it.

was pulled up for a bretho n had the two country cops just talk non stop to me about how cool it was and they wanted my wheels.

had two young cops pull me up in the ex's vt gts just so he could have a closer took at the 22z we had on it.


cops were too confused with the astra it dosed but they couldnt work anything out .. i always got a confused look.

plenty of speeding fines over the years. i have been good for ages tho except a minor fine driving a friends car thru myrtleford n i told the cop his far was filthy inside n if he was going to show people the radar that he should empty the maccas out of it lol.

chubby clubby elise is a good girl

Andrew_02
12-09-2011, 08:42 PM
My list is rather large too so I'll start with my first one
riding too slow, when asked why i said it was too cold to ride any faster on the highway in Tas in the middle of winter not that my YB 100 could go much faster. Once i was pulled up I ended up in the very warm police car and the 120kg police dude had to ride my bike back into the latrobe police station the patrol car almost ran off the road the cop driving the car was laughing so much at his mate in a shirt on a 100cc bike in the middle of winter, didt loose my licence
i was 13! learnt my lesson went faster with a jacket (joke)

5ltrs of fun
12-09-2011, 09:02 PM
I was pulled over for supposidly speeding ( had been followed for about 2 months preiviosly for continious burnouts and they couldnt nail me for it ) any way the young female copper wanted to have a look at the car so i offerd her some of my kfc chips she kindly said no and asked me to pop my bunnet so i did. as she was lookin g through the engine bay i then ttried to offer my burger to wich she said no kindly once again. then the senior constable came over and asked if i was bribing the oficer to wich i replied with " want a chip blue " and then they left me alone.

akanives
13-09-2011, 01:47 AM
i had a few fines when i was young and stupid...
oh wait... i still am! :)

in vc 4cyl:

turning corner too quick. told the (female) officer i was just testing my cars acceleration while staying under the speed limit cause car had just had an issue with misfiring cyliders and then just confused her with car terms and got off with a verbal warning... in reality i was doing burnouts... 3 corners in a row.. corner she saw me...nothing but traction for some reason even tho i did the exact same as the last few corners... wheels just wouldnt turn...lol.
couple other RBT's

VP V6 calais:
90 in an 80
90 in an 80 (same spot 3 months later...)

VX V6 Berlina:
130 in a 110 (getting back to burnie to meet a guy to pick up cash and hand over keys for my dad who was selling his vr wagon)

VT Clubby:
70 in a 60
85 in a 70 (was actually doing about 100)
125 in a 110
similar car reported to have done burnouts (wasnt me)
similar car reported to have done burnouts, was me, but had just been home, swapped wheels over and rubbed the rubber off guards.. said to cop... check my tyres... cold. only just left home..

thats all the ones i remember but plenty of rbts and random checks.

iCat
13-09-2011, 08:35 AM
..... when i was young and stupid...
oh wait... i still am! :)

sigh, me too .... :D

Mzsammi
13-09-2011, 08:57 AM
^^^^^ i dont think we will ever grow up to be honest lol

richo7502000
13-09-2011, 09:35 AM
sigh, me too .... :D

Soooo...iCat your claiming to be "YOUNG and stupid" :rolleyes:
Hahahahahahahha

Aka IS Young....and I wont comment on the other half of the equation :D

But iCat..........Hmm WELL you do drive a F_ _ _ , and I know you have an extra year or two on AKA :D :D
So maybe you have that back to front???? :D :D :D :p :p :p

iCat
13-09-2011, 09:38 AM
Soooo...iCat your claiming to be "YOUNG and stupid" :rolleyes:
Hahahahahahahha

Aka IS Young....and I wont comment on the other half of the equation :D

But iCat..........Hmm WELL you do drive a F_ _ _ , and I know you have an extra year or two on AKA :D :D
So maybe you have that back to front???? :D :D :D :p :p :p

rich - you are sooooooo dead :o i am going to be able to add to this thread that i got pulled over for a body in the boot..... :p :p :p

akanives
13-09-2011, 10:01 AM
hahahahaha top work richo!

and sammi im sure i never will lol.

iCat
13-09-2011, 10:20 AM
hahahahaha top work richo!

aka - back from whence you came or you'll be in the boot too :o :p

richo7502000
13-09-2011, 11:12 AM
rich - you are sooooooo dead :o i am going to be able to add to this thread that i got pulled over for a body in the boot..... :p :p :p

Hahahaha, you love me really!!! :rolleyes: Plus, you gotta catch me first :D :D :D
And do you know what...Ive seen them 80's Falcon boots too, ya can barely fit an esky in there let alone me and Aka :p :p :p

richo7502000
13-09-2011, 11:15 AM
Hmmmm, Just remembered though...you DO have a UTE too!!!! :o :o :o

So AKA made me do it honest :!:

Mzsammi
13-09-2011, 11:39 AM
lol icat just chuck candy and porn in there... the boys will climb in the boot willingly :P.


on another note low tops work wonders with male cops lol

akanives
13-09-2011, 02:58 PM
sammi... im yet to see a male cop wearing a low top so i dont know....

richo... she drives a f$#@... how is she meant to catch us to put us in the ute?

and icat.. to catch me ya gotta come down to tassie... and the weather in tassie pretty much restricts victorians to 30% function cause of the weather confusion so good luck

richo7502000
13-09-2011, 04:14 PM
sammi... im yet to see a male cop wearing a low top so i dont know....

richo... she drives a f$#@... how is she meant to catch us to put us in the ute?

and icat.. to catch me ya gotta come down to tassie... and the weather in tassie pretty much restricts victorians to 30% function cause of the weather confusion so good luck

I cant add to that, pretty much covers everything AKA :D

iCat
13-09-2011, 04:19 PM
riiiiiiiight.......... seems to be some envy happening here. it's ok boys, i wont rain on your parade..... :p :p :p
and i think topic has been hijacked ...

richo7502000
13-09-2011, 04:25 PM
riiiiiiiight.......... seems to be some envy happening here. it's ok boys, i wont rain on your parade..... :p :p :p
and i think topic has been hijacked ...

Topic????? what the.......there is a topic, when did this happen, and why wasnt AKA and I notified??? :p :p :p

akanives
13-09-2011, 11:02 PM
back on topic... ive never been pulled over for driving a ford...
cause i had to pull over by myself without any cops around as the ford crapped itself.... i was not surprised...

MontyBro
01-02-2012, 10:01 PM
Defects on my vs ute:

-To low
-Not allowed 20's
-seatbelt frayed
-remove bonnet guages
-farrked light


Oh...dont tell the cop they look worse than your ******* covered in diarrhea. My friend was drving and thats what I said...When they stuck me in the cop car I sobered up quick as hell....

Surfnturf
01-02-2012, 11:19 PM
I was heading into the city on a week night and I hit the GO pedal hard and the bitumen starting moving around under me quite a lot. I pulled up at the next set of lights and out popped this copper from a Hiace Ute with 6 dogs in the back all barking at me. He acted like all his Christmas's had come at once and he was writing a ticket as he approached me.So I just sat in the car and waited while he did his usual lic and rego checks and he issued me with a $440 fine for noise and operating a vehicle without control. I looked at him and said "Thanks Crime Fighter" and then promptly drove off.So I was busted by the Dog Squad !!!!!!

bosscocky
03-02-2012, 08:13 AM
[QUOTE
on another note low tops work wonders with male cops lol[/QUOTE]

Works for me.....but then i've got man boobs.....no,seriously,i've never been picked up by the Fuzz...but i bet it hurts.

senta
03-02-2012, 02:54 PM
you were traveling a bit fast...no i dont think so officer. ticketed X7
also i see you have no warrant or rego any reason... oh well you see.. ticketed X 9
have you been drinking... no... ticketed X 0(lucky)(advanced breathing techniques!!)
whats that i can smell... arrested X ..
what a stupid waste of money on that s#$%....gone are the days of line locking it while waiting for the light to turn green and the people in the cars next to you thought it was funny too

senta
03-02-2012, 03:14 PM
... bosscocky ... ijust read that again got it the second time funny

Mzsammi
05-02-2012, 08:54 AM
they might like your man boobs ? hahaha

bosscocky
06-02-2012, 08:45 AM
3281Girls are envious of my Man Boobs.....much like Penis Envy.......some men....we have it all. :p :)

Mzsammi
06-02-2012, 09:20 AM
hahahahahaha ... yeh no im not envious .. but u make a point there :)