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lowgto
07-12-2009, 02:30 PM
This can be our very own "rant" thread for letting fly with ANYTHING that craps you off.

It doesn't have to be car/driving related.

We need the members to be able to "vent" on anything without fear of being told that they are a whinger. Well, we will see how long that lasts anyhow.

Lets keep it clean and have a little fun. :)

lowgto
07-12-2009, 02:34 PM
I will start the ranting with this one.

Roadside labourers/workers etc that fly past you at 30km over the speed limit early in the morning and then get to their worksite and put out the 40km roadwork signs and expect you to do the right thing.

That's it, i feel better.

nonchalant
07-12-2009, 07:02 PM
People that drive in the right hand lane below the speed limit & Volvo drivers.

Simonk
07-12-2009, 07:26 PM
People that jump into the left lane knowing full well that it ends in 50 metres. You wouldn't jump a queue anywhere else so why do you feel you're special enough to jump ahead in the traffice queue? Your own selfishness is what's causing the bottleneck that slows the traffic a-hole!

Ah....that feels better.

HSV_R8
07-12-2009, 07:27 PM
Pricks that steal badges and bogans that pull up beside you at traffic lights wanting to drag. Seriously, just because we're fortunate enuff to have 'sweet rides' doesnt mean we're ganna flog the crap out of it!

That'll do me for the time!

VX15ANNIV
07-12-2009, 07:28 PM
People that speed up in overtaking lanes sh.t me off.

Stewiecasserole
07-12-2009, 08:19 PM
This MFAH:
http://i848.photobucket.com/albums/ab42/Stewiecasserole/2465447530_9b13f41fcf.jpg?t=1260177377
Oh yeah, and people who stop so far back from the car in front you could park a bus there and you end up not being able to get into the filter lane to make the lights.

Great thread lowtogo, I like very much:D

digits
07-12-2009, 08:33 PM
what a great thread!

hmmm...lemme see...

CAB DRIVERS! NO RESPECT FOR ANY ROAD RULES:mad:

COPS-THE ONES THAT TAKE THEIR TRAINING TOO SERIOUSLY AND HAVE AN ATTITUDE:mad:


CAB DRIVERS:mad:

BUS DRIVERS-WHO INDICATE AND JUST PUSH THEIR WAY IN TO YOUR LANE MAKING YOU BRAKE HARD:mad:

THE PRICE OF PREMIUM UNLEADED:mad:

THE RTA-WHAT DOES ALL MY MONEY GO TOWARDS? CAN'T BE THE ROADS:mad:

THE CONDITION OF THE ROADS!!!!:mad::mad::mad:

CAB DRIVERS!:mad:

FORDS.;)

PEOPLE THAT YELL OUT YOUR NUMBERPLATE AS U DRIVE BY LIKE YOU DONT REALISE ITS THERE:rolleyes:

DID I MENTION CAB DRIVERS?:mad:

SCHOOL ZONES:mad:

TRAFFIC!!!:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

DODGEY MECHANICS!:mad:

CAB DRIVERS!:mad:

that is all.:mad:

Audi
07-12-2009, 08:37 PM
HaHa I always nip up the left lane if tards are to stupid to not keep left and merge 50 early.

murph_fan51
07-12-2009, 09:28 PM
Dead shit drivers who don't even know they're driving on the road...

NAK-Z
07-12-2009, 09:29 PM
This MFAH:
http://i848.photobucket.com/albums/ab42/Stewiecasserole/2465447530_9b13f41fcf.jpg?t=1260177377


LMAO...! :D

dude too good..! really like your sense of humour :D

Stewiecasserole
07-12-2009, 10:09 PM
LMAO...! :D

dude too good..! really like your sense of humour :D

"You wanna to f%@* with me now pussy? Huh? Huh? Who's the pussy now ...beeyotch!!!" said the rabbit to the cat:lol::lol:
http://i848.photobucket.com/albums/ab42/Stewiecasserole/funny-pictures-cat-asks-if-he-kn-1.jpg?t=1260183999
"Yeah! Ain't so tough now hey pussy! Huh? Huh? Whose the bitch now? Pussy!" said the rabbit to the cat.:p:p
http://i848.photobucket.com/albums/ab42/Stewiecasserole/Bugsscrewspussy.jpg?t=1260184026

Audi
07-12-2009, 10:19 PM
lol animal porn. last thing i would have thought you'd be into stew

jokes

Stewiecasserole
07-12-2009, 10:37 PM
lol animal porn. last thing i would have thought you'd be into stew

jokes

That ain't porn its payback:D

NAK-Z
07-12-2009, 11:27 PM
Stewie dude, you're quite reminiscent of this guy Ray Williams, whom I happen to follow on youtube.. He reviews viral videos and then pass funny comments on them.. I bet you can do the same too! :D:lol:

Here is a link to his channel..
http://www.youtube.com/user/RayWilliamJohnson

and here is one of his funny videos..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0SY5KMTo8s

Stewiecasserole
07-12-2009, 11:40 PM
Yeah he is an absolute classic Nak:lol: I found him last week and me and my boys got in a world of trouble from the missus 'coz we were all LOAO so hard she got in trouble from her boss on the phone....and we were upstairs behind two closed doors. I'll give the career move some though but right now I gotta contend with keeping our quarrying industry safe and that is a challenge in itself. But then again stranger things have happened....stay tuned;)

go sick
08-12-2009, 12:47 AM
cool vid`s man

lowgto
08-12-2009, 05:42 AM
Don't forget that your "rant" can be unrelated to cars/driving etc, although we could go on all day with this stuff.

SLUG
08-12-2009, 08:03 AM
People that drive in the right hand lane below the speed limit & Volvo drivers.

I think you mean Camry drivers, they are the modern version of the Volvo driver.

Audi
08-12-2009, 08:56 AM
I've been playing a lot of mw2 and I hate how it connects to
Americans 90/100 times.

go sick
08-12-2009, 09:07 AM
ha ha ha ha ha no footy for 2018 ha ha ha ha ha

HRDHSV
08-12-2009, 09:54 AM
How could we foget bicycleists, Fkn annoying 2-3 abrest shit, they have the same rights but dont pay rego wtf? they should be fair game for bumper candy I recon and then theres the motorcyclists, I can appreciate a nice bike but theres no need to swing from side to side to warm you tyres up like your on a race track and then the advertisements around about looking for bikes in the review mirror when there the ones being dangerous on the roads more times than not fkn shits me to tears :(:(

lowgto
08-12-2009, 12:30 PM
Politicians.......they are all full of piss and wind and their lurks and perks piss me right off. :x

Stewiecasserole
08-12-2009, 01:36 PM
Pushie riders that ride along the 80 km/hr lanes right next to a perfectly good service road and make all the cars have to swerve out to miss them. Wish I still had my Nissan Patrol with it's massive bull bar:mad:

HRDHSV
08-12-2009, 03:35 PM
People using credit cards for the simplest shit @ the checkout, like they couldn,t have a $20 note on them, at least get it out ready for the friggen transaction, what would happen to these ppl if computers failed and couldnt use cards no more....heaven fobid, I dont know if I'm always in a rush but when I see someone pulling out the plastic for sumthing minute I get ropeable.

Stewiecasserole
08-12-2009, 05:04 PM
Pictures like this that move when they shouldn't. My brain wasn't built for this:mad:
http://i848.photobucket.com/albums/ab42/Stewiecasserole/rotsnake10.gif?t=1260252135
MAKE IT STOP MOVING!!!!!!!

GTS0039
08-12-2009, 06:53 PM
How could we foget bicycleists, Fkn annoying 2-3 abrest shit, they have the same rights but dont pay rego wtf? they should be fair game for bumper candy I recon and then theres the motorcyclists, I can appreciate a nice bike but theres no need to swing from side to side to warm you tyres up like your on a race track and then the advertisements around about looking for bikes in the review mirror when there the ones being dangerous on the roads more times than not fkn shits me to tears :(:(

I saw a motor bike cop pull up some dude on a r1 for riding in between lanes in peak hour, love to know what the fine was but apparently it is illegal in wa so if you change lanes and they hit you, they pay! I could be wrong but fair enough for the ones that fly through stand still traffic at 60km/h expecting everyone to give way, those are the ones that shit me!

Public transport, ive walked home form hillarys to scabs cause i vowed never to get on another bus or train if i could help it, only took me 4 hours, much more efficent.

Panel Beaters hahahahaha

Salesmen aka compulsive liars, probabaly the reason someone invented online shopping!!!

Crap Drivers, need i say more???

People who tell you that your car is too loud.
I bet you wont be saying that when it gets the attention of you kid before he runs infront of my car to get his ball! Never had a bad response from that one, even cops appreciate it.

Audi
08-12-2009, 08:38 PM
Haha HRDHSV I brought a king brown beer today and payed 2$ coin and then rest on my card.
As far as I've know it's always been against the law to ride
two or more a " breast" as well as nipping up between lanes on a motard.
Just never policed.

Stewiecasserole
08-12-2009, 09:42 PM
What's 'cash'?:confused:

PhanR8
08-12-2009, 10:20 PM
LOL "Whats cash" luv it

Mongrels that can't park to save themselves.Parked on murray street today,long parking bays,was at the front of it with a meter behind me and some Dhead still ran into the back of the clubby.Blue paint on the bumper.Really hope it wasn't a Ford.That would really S%^& me.

Stewiecasserole
08-12-2009, 10:32 PM
Grannies and short people that think they have good vision even though they can't even see any of their bonnet yet alone the road 500m in front. Cops should make a law making them sit on booster seats, hell even our vertically challenged carnies have the sense to use a booster seat.
While i'm on it....young drivers who lay their seats that far back they're no better off than the grannies. Is that supose to be a cool look or are they just trying to hide? Fidiots the lot of them.:-x

Stewiecasserole
08-12-2009, 10:49 PM
Ricers give me the utter utter shits:
http://i848.photobucket.com/albums/ab42/Stewiecasserole/e15medium4ou.jpg?t=1260272685
http://i848.photobucket.com/albums/ab42/Stewiecasserole/0805091303.jpg?t=1260272779
http://i848.photobucket.com/albums/ab42/Stewiecasserole/ricer.jpg?t=1260272805
http://i848.photobucket.com/albums/ab42/Stewiecasserole/ricer-7287.jpg?t=1260272827

But this bloke cracks me up:D
http://i848.photobucket.com/albums/ab42/Stewiecasserole/CardboardRicer.jpg?t=1260272867

And remember....
http://i848.photobucket.com/albums/ab42/Stewiecasserole/stupid_ricer_useless_wings.jpg?t=1260272910

digits
08-12-2009, 11:37 PM
lol. i wonder what ricers call us:rolleyes:

senatorVIII
09-12-2009, 12:19 AM
I think you mean Camry drivers, they are the modern version of the Volvo driver.

I beg to differ...

Bloody Toyota Prius drivers are the NEW Volvo driver!! Tree hugging, mungbean eating, wannabe hippies who want to drive a car but be enviro-friendly about it!! If you want to practice what you preach then get out and f*ckin' walk!!

HRDHSV
09-12-2009, 12:10 PM
What's 'cash'?:confused:

LOL, you have an excuse, your wallet would hemridge holding all them greenbacks mate:)

Fkn LOL Audi.

Hick and town 4x4's, f off to the bush where you belong, add a woman driver and theres a dangerous senario, cant see past there side mirrors to pass fkn aurgh!

Stewiecasserole
09-12-2009, 02:50 PM
lol. i wonder what ricers call us:rolleyes:

Hard arse MFing muscle car drivers who should be avoided at all costs springs to mind:D

HRDHSV
10-12-2009, 07:43 AM
Oath im gunna fill this thread up biatches

Fkn petrol stations, ive got the nozzle in the tank ready to pump if only the attendants were paying attention to turn the pump on, how easy is there job and they cant press a fkn button? cnts wouldnt have a hard days work in them fkn makes me sick.

go sick
10-12-2009, 09:41 AM
ha ha ha that`s a good one hey what sort of hat did he have on ha ha ha

HRDHSV
10-12-2009, 09:59 AM
Prob was a turban man....

Omg fkn Indian drive school teachers teaching Indians to drive, like that's gunna stop the mortallity rate on our roads isnt it, fk me.

HRDHSV
10-12-2009, 04:59 PM
Fk ok guys Im a serial ranter, just bought a slab of Johnny Walker and was supposed to come with 2 stubby holders inside the box, I even asked the fella serving me if I had to pick them up at the counter, he said no there inside.... like fk they were, consumer enquiries here I come.

digits
10-12-2009, 10:32 PM
did i mention cab drivers?:mad:

lowgto
14-12-2009, 04:12 PM
Windscreen washers that use their filthy water on your windscreen after telling them not to. :mad:

GTS0039
14-12-2009, 05:23 PM
Yeah and then they expect to be paid!! GET F***ED!!!! If anything mate you owe me $15 for a bottle of bars off!!!

Inside spiders, I dont car where you are outside but stay the F*** out of my toilet, my bed and my kitchen! Never seen soo many of the buggers in my life, its like they had an orgy at my place then never left, the alst thing you want when you go for the midnight dunny run is to have a big sucker crawl up your leg when your dropping the kids off at the pool! Tell you what it was an express drop alright haha!

Xmas shopping, im over it and i haven’t even started, mainly casue im s**t scared some douche is going to put a massive dent in my door and do a runner, and those idiots who park next to you when you make the effort to park you P.A.J all the way in the back cnr of the carpark to avoid any other car parking next to you then some tool parks right next to you! at least keep 1 bays distance!!!!!

Yep, loads better now :D

R34
15-12-2009, 10:25 AM
What's with Toasters!!!
6 setting levels and it burns the toast at setting 1 ! FFS.
Who eats charcol??:)

digits
15-12-2009, 07:06 PM
Lol...^^^:D

PhanR8
15-12-2009, 09:37 PM
When you've been married as long as me you learn to eat anything and smile while doin it,

R34
15-12-2009, 11:02 PM
When you've been married as long as me you learn to eat anything and smile while doin it,
Been married 31 years. Maybe that's why I have to cook my own toast;)

NAK-Z
15-12-2009, 11:37 PM
....when you go for the midnight dunny run is to have a big sucker crawl up your leg when your dropping the kids off at the pool! Tell you what it was an express drop alright haha!


quite an image...LoL! :D

you should torture the spider afterwards by dropping it in the pool :p

PhanR8
16-12-2009, 01:31 AM
Been married 31 years. Maybe that's why I have to cook my own toast;)


Lol...30 for me and I was banned from the kitchen after setting fire to it...:eek:

R34
16-12-2009, 03:48 PM
Lol...30 for me and I was banned from the kitchen after setting fire to it...:eek:

Ah...you must've used setting 2

Simonk
16-12-2009, 03:56 PM
Inside spiders, I dont car where you are outside but stay the F*** out of my toilet, my bed and my kitchen! Never seen soo many of the buggers in my life, its like they had an orgy at my place then never left, the alst thing you want when you go for the midnight dunny run is to have a big sucker crawl up your leg when your dropping the kids off at the pool! Tell you what it was an express drop alright haha!


Speaking of spiders, I've got a damn bugger that's decided to call the inside of my car home. Every morning I get in the car and it's full of spider webs. Apart from being a pain in the a$$ wiping it down every morning, it's a bit disconcerting driving the car wondering what sort of spider it is and when it's going to drop off the roof and crawl across my face!

scottsr8
16-12-2009, 04:35 PM
The people that see you see you packing the boot then park like 300mm away from the drivers door and watch you struggle to get in with a smile on their face!!

And people who dont have any respect for vehicles in the carpark and let trolleys roll into your car and just drive off!

Or the one's that swing their doors open at 200mph and leave nice dents then disapear!!

Simonk
16-12-2009, 04:41 PM
Tailgaters!!! It's a true sign of a sh1t driver! Ironically they obviously think they're gods gift behind the wheel and feel their jedi powers are great enough to avoid slamming into the back of me.

mattyjon70
16-12-2009, 09:24 PM
1. Any "P" Plate drivers whatever the color of the "P" plate. They feel the need to sit in the right lane cause their new. Who's teaching these idiots ?

2. Any Cop who books you for a up to 20 klms over the limit in an area where there have been no previous incidence of car accidents and is not anywhere near pedestrian crossings or in a 60 zone. Its pure revenue raising...wake up people.

3. Any cop who wont listen to point no 2 and sais "thats not our policy sir, we book people where its safe to do so". Are they kidding ? Take Belmont NSW for example. Every day of the week they book people entering Belmont from an 80 into a 60 zone and leaving Belmont from the 60 into an 80 zone. They are a joke. Its the national highway for gods sake. Theres no shops or public crossings where people would be at any time. How about getting into central Belmont and booking the people breaking the speed limit in the town and around the two schools where people are. It's NOT about saving lives but about revenue.

62CLB
16-12-2009, 09:24 PM
Money grabing governments that charge me an extra $6000 per year rego to allow me to carry an extra 2.5 ton on my truck.

lowgto
20-12-2009, 07:56 PM
I remember once upon a time that you would never have to wait for your order at Macca's, where as these days it seems that you are bound for the "waiting bay" almost every time :confused:

club255
21-12-2009, 01:47 AM
drivers that tailgate you when you have a car in front of you and you cant get round it. p platers that think there hot shit when they roll up next to you in there shitty 6 banger and try and drag you. had some clown do that on south st on fri night blew him off the road in 2nd gear, cops with attiude problems,cab drives, asian drivers.........ahhhh i feel better now.

richo7502000
21-12-2009, 06:37 AM
FORD Drivers.....they just suck ass!

Stewiecasserole
21-12-2009, 04:30 PM
FORD Drivers.....they just suck ass!

Hear hear, but you will never get one to admit it.

That fidiot in the blue Hionda that cut me off on the monash this arvo.....wake up you moron:mad:

But this I like Jbarr. :lol:
http://www.hsvforum.com.au/image.php?u=6878&dateline=1168146857

HRDHSV
22-12-2009, 12:10 PM
Centershit and everything assosiated with the fkn muck.

NAK-Z
29-12-2009, 10:07 PM
this cruel wicked dad... :D

kmE8MwXfzJ8

Audi
30-12-2009, 05:22 AM
I take it you mean the link? HRDHSV best to get there first thing in the morning, avoid the Que.


That child, scared for life.

HRDHSV
30-12-2009, 09:30 AM
It aint the que man it's the worthless people behind the desk and smart arse's on the phones, what it boils down to is that they really don't care until it happens to them and the shoe is on the other foot, ya see it's ok for them to be pricks while they can go home and eat a nice slab of portahouse, lol karma man.

Stewiecasserole
30-12-2009, 11:20 AM
Coriander and cold cucumber soup. What is that anyway? Some sort of punishment?
Geriatric drivers. I know I'll be one of them all too soon but I would like to think that when the day comes that I drift all over the road and can't even drive to the shops without causing 10 counts of road rage that I would park up and start catching a bloody bus.

HRDHSV
30-12-2009, 12:22 PM
Soup should never be eatin while you have teeth I recon, there will be plenty of time to eat soup when they rot out.

lowgto
03-01-2010, 10:40 AM
New Years resolutions that only last 2 days lol.

HRDHSV
04-01-2010, 09:26 AM
Vodafone dial up wireless shit......... PATHETIC.

LS3 050
04-01-2010, 10:00 PM
Vodafone dial up wireless shit......... PATHETIC.

Not just Vodafone... Aussie Wideband!!! Satalite broadband shit itself 18th Dec - back on line TODAY for the first time!!! 2 1/2 weeks without internet :o USELESS pricks - bit of catching up to do

richo7502000
05-01-2010, 11:26 AM
I hate being a siamese twin, when we share one arse......He is gay and i am not and he has a date tonight....:rolleyes:

hsvy86
05-01-2010, 01:12 PM
bloody cops that dont know what they are looking at under the hood and give you a canary for no particular reason

Stewiecasserole
07-01-2010, 09:39 PM
I hate being a siamese twin, when we share one arse......He is gay and i am not and he has a date tonight....:rolleyes:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

You're a crack up richo. Don't forget to post some pics :o:o

Stewiecasserole
07-01-2010, 09:42 PM
Fidiots that do this
http://i848.photobucket.com/albums/ab42/Stewiecasserole/envy-corvette-demotivational-poster.jpg?t=1262860851

But this guy I like
http://i848.photobucket.com/albums/ab42/Stewiecasserole/high-scores-theyre-really-important.jpg?t=1262860928

Not having enough horsepower
http://i848.photobucket.com/albums/ab42/Stewiecasserole/horsepower-who-needs-it-when-you-ha.jpg?t=1262860984

BROCKR
08-01-2010, 11:36 AM
Goin to a shoppin centre and finding a park miles from the shops all alone no cars around....come back and some dh in a shitarse car or toorak monster truck parks right next to ya leaving bout an inch between, F%^&

PhanR8
09-01-2010, 06:17 PM
Had a case awhile back where this stuck up cow in a blinged rangerover was following me around in a carpark.Managed to find a spot that had 2 parking bays side by side.I pulled into the first one and it pulled in beside me that close I couldn't open my door.I tooted and motioned to her to move over so I could get out and she stuck her nose in the air and walked off.Hmmm bit pissed off I was but luckily in my 4by which has a winch.I waited until it was outta sight backed my ute out,hooked the rangie up and winched it into the middle blocking traffic and pulled back in leaving it with her.It wasn't there when I got back latter and are hoping she got towed.

Stewiecasserole
09-01-2010, 09:32 PM
Woah, glad you live on the other side of the country dude. Nice one though, next time get a video or some pics :lol:

PhanR8
10-01-2010, 10:09 AM
Beleive me Stew I am not normaly like that.Very easy goin.Her attitude was the thing and she wasn't and didn't get away with it..;)

go sick
10-01-2010, 10:41 AM
ha ha love your work mate you go sick that`s what im talking about ha ha i had a smart ass do it me once and we had just had some hot chips so i rubbed the oiley bag all over the windows try and get that off mother f!!ker ha ha

Stewiecasserole
10-01-2010, 09:05 PM
Beleive me Stew I am not normaly like that.Very easy goin.Her attitude was the thing and she wasn't and didn't get away with it..;)

Mmm, good to know. Served calm with a twist of vengance and a slice of wrath. I like it. Pity you live on the other side of the country:(

HRDHSV
11-01-2010, 12:14 PM
I hate being a siamese twin, when we share one arse......He is gay and i am not and he has a date tonight....:rolleyes:

Ease the pain... carry some K/Y

HRDHSV
11-01-2010, 04:27 PM
Fkn Ford fk hic utes, think there fkn awsome, just had one (and this is the second time the cnt has done it) near wipe me out i swear next time im gunna piff something preferably a brick at the cnt next time he does it, fkn hic fks... hate them.

SEN8RVZ
12-01-2010, 09:42 AM
Drivers of shitboxes (usually turbo jap crap) that tailgate thinking you are really gonna risk yr licence to prove what they already know but refuse to accept..........theres no substitute for cubic inches !!!!!! If you really want a turbo then strap one (or a supercharger) on to a V8, whats with the 4 cylinder crap ??

Oh..and drivers who sit in the right hand lane on freeways with no intention of passing the car beside them !

And...car magazines that insist falcons are great ! If thats so true then why cant thay sell the shitboxes...and why are Ford pulling the pin on the "Falcon good time" ??

richo7502000
13-01-2010, 07:33 AM
I hate the Cock who owned the stock Burgundy VS exec. this morning who thought he could race an R8 and nearly took me out through the roundabout when he tried going through at the same speed as me.....funny how standard 15" tyres, shit 15 year old suspension and no Brakes to talk of will make an old car handle like a prawn Trawler.
I ended up flooring it (JUST) in time so he didnt quite take me out, and he came straight thru my lane where I had just been and nearly hit the Kerb too! Wanker!!!

go sick
13-01-2010, 12:28 PM
well richo dont let the f-wits get to you mate i had a nappy head try to run me last week in a datsun like what the f--k are you joking every set of lights he was reving the f--k out of it what a looser

richo7502000
13-01-2010, 01:49 PM
well richo dont let the f-wits get to you mate i had a nappy head try to run me last week in a datsun like what the f--k are you joking every set of lights he was reving the f--k out of it what a looser

I will be honest, wankers like this is why I gave up riding motorbikes every day to and from work.
I got sick of guys loosing control of shit box cars trying to race a 750cc Sports bike and having them nearly wipe me out due to them being a little underpriviledged in the gene pool when it comes to brain power :mad: .
At least I have metal all around me in the R8 ...

Audi
13-01-2010, 03:35 PM
Getting back from a holiday and turning your xbox on and red ring of death straight out. F*^% YOU BILL GATES!!!!!

lowgto
14-01-2010, 01:43 PM
'' Own the car, paying off the petrol", fair dinkum, when is someone going to get real about one of the biggest rorts of all time. :confused::mad:

lowgto
19-01-2010, 02:07 PM
Standing in the kitchen, when a "news flash" comes on the tv, you race out to have a look and it's just telling you that one of the royal "toffs" has touched down in Sydney...... WHO GIVES A F... !!:confused:

lowgto
23-01-2010, 12:26 PM
The HEAT :o:mad:

HRDHSV
25-01-2010, 09:23 AM
Ahh 1 day thats soft LOL we had 4 days straight not long back and with no air con it wasn't fun:( Adelaide seems to be the place NOT to be.

lowgto
25-01-2010, 05:21 PM
Ahh 1 day thats soft LOL we had 4 days straight not long back and with no air con it wasn't fun:( Adelaide seems to be the place NOT to be.
Wish it was just 1 day !!

Stewiecasserole
30-01-2010, 09:54 PM
Dropping microfiber cloths onto the ground thats covered in bits of dry leaves, small twigs and other itchy scratchy bits. Bloody things stick to everything and even the washing machine wont get the crap off.
even more so is dropping another clean one two minutes later.
AAAARRRRRGGGGG:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

Stewiecasserole
30-01-2010, 09:55 PM
Hand painted door handles:mad::mad:

Audi
30-01-2010, 11:35 PM
buying a lemon

Pickles
31-01-2010, 08:17 AM
Fidiots that do this
http://i848.photobucket.com/albums/ab42/Stewiecasserole/envy-corvette-demotivational-poster.jpg?t=1262860851

But this guy I like
http://i848.photobucket.com/albums/ab42/Stewiecasserole/high-scores-theyre-really-important.jpg?t=1262860928

Not having enough horsepower
http://i848.photobucket.com/albums/ab42/Stewiecasserole/horsepower-who-needs-it-when-you-ha.jpg?t=1262860984

I'm with you there....particularly pictures 1 & 2.With respect to parking, Motels are the worst....you find a nice parking spot that you think is ok, then a large filthy 4WD, or a piece of crap, park alongside, invariably closer than necessary....& everyone gets out...wildly opening doors etc etc etc..NOT GOOD.
And picture No 2.....well, the question I ask is, when is our weak as p.....s Vic Govt going to introduce some properly enforceable laws so that ratbag cyclists can be prosecuted? I'd love that picture to have been taken on Beach Rd. I'm an occasional cyclist myself, so I've got no problem with bicycles....but the behaviour of some cyclists is beyond belief.
Cheers, Pickles.

LS3 050
31-01-2010, 07:51 PM
Dropping microfiber cloths onto the ground thats covered in bits of dry leaves, small twigs and other itchy scratchy bits. Bloody things stick to everything and even the washing machine wont get the crap off.
even more so is dropping another clean one two minutes later.
AAAARRRRRGGGGG:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

Yep that pisses me off too!!! Any cloth or sponge used on my car that hits the deck ends up in the bin, and a new one is purchased. Expensive excercise when it does happen, but not taking any chances with scratches or swirl marks in the duco, from tiny gravel or twigs on the cloth.

richo7502000
01-02-2010, 06:04 PM
Ahh 1 day thats soft LOL we had 4 days straight not long back and with no air con it wasn't fun:( Adelaide seems to be the place NOT to be.

hahahaha I was Born and bred in Adelaide, Thats more true than you may think!!
Drives me mental going home now to see the folks, they seriously roll the roads back up over there after 8Pm, try shopping on the weekend too....bet ya cant :rolleyes:

HRDHSV
11-02-2010, 11:17 AM
People in shit box's that think that they drag you because of too much wheelspin, noobs.

nonchalant
11-02-2010, 11:36 AM
People in shit box's that think that they drag you because of too much wheelspin, noobs.

hehe :D

..

HRDHSV
11-02-2010, 11:52 AM
Hey Zanetti, candolini wants his hand back.

GTS0039
11-02-2010, 12:53 PM
Arragant c**ts that get in your pride and joy, slam your door, put their dirty feet on you hsv floor mats then push the mat up into the dash putting there shit all over your nice floor that is meant to be protected by the floor mat then drop all of their rubbish in your car! Needless to say none of my mates get a lift f**king anywhere now, bunch of spoilt s**ts got no respect for anyone elses property then they give you a dirty look when you tell them to get the bus! Going to get some stickers made up 'No respect, no ride'.

Lotto, when am i going to win dammit :P

GTS0039
11-02-2010, 12:58 PM
JUST BLOW UP THE DAMN CAT, hopefully its the one that loves to walk over my car :mad::mad::mad:

lowgto
19-02-2010, 01:38 PM
Barking dogs that bark all night and every night.:mad:

GTS0039
19-02-2010, 02:24 PM
Barking dogs that bark all night and every night.:mad:

OH MATE, the little yappy ones :mad::mad: I have one next door, but when i crank the gts up at 6:30 i think i get my own back hehe.

At least you still ahve your microfiber cloth stew, i got pissed off doing the same thing and threw it somewhere, now i have no idea where it is!! The best bit is you know when you go buy another one it will turn up :neutral:

Stewiecasserole
19-02-2010, 11:29 PM
OH MATE, the little yappy ones :mad::mad: I have one next door, but when i crank the gts up at 6:30 i think i get my own back hehe.

At least you still ahve your microfiber cloth stew, i got pissed off doing the same thing and threw it somewhere, now i have no idea where it is!! The best bit is you know when you go buy another one it will turn up :neutral:

Yappy ones, growling ones...all shark bait to me.
Know where IT is...mate I've got 20 of the buggers and I don't just keep dropping the same one :mad::mad::(

Bloody head colds like the one I've just developed. Sore throat, aches, pounding head and volcanic sh!ts to boot.....ooops....gotta ru.....

HSV271
20-02-2010, 08:29 AM
Fcking rainbow Fcking lorikeet's Fcking screaming at the top of their Fcking lungs, early in the Fcking morning when you want to have a bit of a Fcking sleep in....

Damit, I was I had a shotgun.... Arrrhhhhhhhhh!!!! :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

P.S And taxi drivers.... lol

Stewiecasserole
20-02-2010, 11:14 PM
The love of small furry woodland creatures also extends to feathered native birds....try ear plugs or getting to bed earlier or failing that put a heap of native bird seed out, get up, grab your camera and appreciate what you have.

BROCKR
21-02-2010, 01:59 AM
Cocksuck$r magna drivers who think dey tha shit, pull out in front n think they can quickly make up the difference when im doin 110+ havin to throw out the ancors, ****$n magna jackasses..all elbow bitin wankers ;)

HSV271
21-02-2010, 10:36 AM
The love of small furry woodland creatures also extends to feathered native birds....try ear plugs or getting to bed earlier or failing that put a heap of native bird seed out, get up, grab your camera and appreciate what you have.
Ahahahahahahaha........ Look whose' talking Stewie, see below.... http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa307/HSV271/Fun/sm_lol.gif http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa307/HSV271/Fun/sm_lol.gif http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa307/HSV271/Fun/b027a90f.gif


Yappy ones, growling ones...all shark bait to me.

All good, no offense taken and this is a ‘Rant’ thread anyway.:D

HRDHSV
21-02-2010, 11:17 AM
Cocksuck$r magna drivers who think dey tha shit, pull out in front n think they can quickly make up the difference when im doin 110+ havin to throw out the ancors, ****$n magna jackasses..all elbow bitin wankers ;)

LOL Brock, I own a magna, all 93 kw's of it, fkn rubbish.

HRDHSV
21-02-2010, 11:21 AM
Wankers that do stupid shit on the road, went out for tea lastnite no sooner that I got out of the car I hear someone givin it so I look over and theres a red ss ute doing fishies and where did he end up??? backed into someones fence taking a bus stop sighn along with him, fkn looser could've killed some one at the bus stop if there were ppl there, ya fkn twak!

Stewiecasserole
21-02-2010, 12:33 PM
Ahahahahahahaha........ Look whose' talking Stewie, see below.... http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa307/HSV271/Fun/sm_lol.gif http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa307/HSV271/Fun/sm_lol.gif http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa307/HSV271/Fun/b027a90f.gif



All good, no offense taken and this is a ‘Rant’ thread anyway.:D

Getting busted with your foot in your mouth on the same thread really p!sses me off but I'll take it on the chin. Well spotted.... You should get a job in customs :lol:

HSV271
28-02-2010, 10:50 AM
Last weekend I had Fcking rainbow Fcking lorikeet's.....

This morning fcking Jehovah's fcking witnesses... AGAIN!!!!(Second time, not that it matters who they were, but I knew) at 8:30am, knock, knock...ring bell... I roll out of bed still half asleep, open door and I get isn't it a wonderful Sunday morning sir. No sorry or I hope we haven't woken you up... http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa307/HSV271/Fun/sm-toetap.gif http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa307/HSV271/Fun/sm-toetap.gif http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa307/HSV271/Fun/sm-toetap.gif


... with a stunned/sleepy look still on my face... All I could come up with was... do you mind, I am busy sacrificing my second born child to Lucifer... and promptly slam the front door in their faces and went back to bed for a cuddle from the wifey. http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa307/HSV271/Fun/sm_lol.gif http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa307/HSV271/Fun/sm_lol.gif

Audi
28-02-2010, 10:57 AM
There must be a law against that.
Doesn't it go "on the seventh day they rest"

Stewiecasserole
28-02-2010, 12:02 PM
There must be a law against that.
Doesn't it go "on the seventh day they rest"

LMFAO HSV271. Great response and I'll be using that one in the future. 20 years ago in Kalgoorlie we could always see them before they hit the door and me and the boys, a bunch of tatooed hairy backed neanderthal miners would strip off and all race to the door buck naked. On opening the door we would try and grab them and drag them inside saying they were just in time for an orgy. Only had two fidiots come back for a second knock.
And no Krisiun, we're not gay :lol:
And Audi....I await your comments :lol:

HRDHSV
01-03-2010, 06:19 AM
People that buy new cars and have not the slightest idea about them, I'll use the VE Senator owner in here as an example that didnt know what his oil temp guage was for, too much money not enough sence!!!

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm118/HRDHSV/2rz6jjp.jpg

BRAWLER
01-03-2010, 08:14 AM
Going through drive through only to realise a k down the road your missing half your meal. Seriously I know you failed high school but it's not that hard.

HRDHSV
01-03-2010, 08:57 AM
Public servants that can't publicly serve.

Jezmont
01-03-2010, 07:27 PM
Knob jockeys who pull up next to you and want to drag with their 1998 SSS pulsar. Seriously , im not losing my car for you u anal monkey!!!

Stewiecasserole
01-03-2010, 08:56 PM
People that buy new cars and have not the slightest idea about them, I'll use the VE Senator owner in here as an example that didnt know what his oil temp guage was for, too much money not enough sence!!!
Well HRD, the same could be said about me :lol: as you well know. For those not in the know, on All Holden Day, HRD said I was a shoe in for a trophy as there would not be any other Granges in original condition being judged. How right he was. Rolled up and I was the only Original Grange being Judged. Did I walk away with a trophy to give to my lovely wife to justify the expenditure on the ride? No. Not this brainless dipsh!it. I had to go and enter my WMGrange as a VEGrange. So no trophy for Stewie...except this one that Karstomz kindly put together for me as a consolation....
http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x45/HSVLS1/other/02022010836.jpg
Suppose it could have been worse...I could be driving a VE Senator :lol:

The moral to the story? Listen to your mates by all means but PAY MORE BLOODY ATTENTION WHEN FILLING OUT THE BLOODY ENTRY FORM!!!!

HRDHSV
02-03-2010, 06:04 AM
Now that took some massive coohoona's!!!!!! Nevermind topgun, next year you will own all.

Stewiecasserole
02-03-2010, 05:50 PM
Now that took some massive coohoona's!!!!!! Nevermind topgun, next year you will own all.
Think nothing of it HRD...ya got 'm...ya use 'em. That's my motto :D
http://www.bullsonwallstreet.com/blog/griffins_balls_of_steel.jpg

vxrgrrl
02-03-2010, 06:48 PM
Ooh, i like this thread!

People in crappy little cars like fiestas or corollas wanting to drag you at the lights, seriously, get a life, and if i did want to drag you would have no hope what so ever.

People that hit your fckn car and don't leave their details, have had 3 incidents in the last 10 months, luckily i didn't have to claim any of them on my insurance.

I second and third hating bloody bicycle riders, they give me the shits, use the bike lane, it's not there to look pretty!

also people that let their dogs piss everywhere in the waiting room and don't tell you, then when you question them they act so offended thats it like your accusing them of murdering someone, i'm not stupid and there are no other dogs here (i'm a vet nurse in case your all scratching your heads)

Ok, i reckon thats it for now ;)

Stewiecasserole
02-03-2010, 08:24 PM
Ooooo, and this thread likes you. You go girl:D

grange250
03-03-2010, 10:35 AM
Fortunately the HSV badges are absent from the Grange but I'm definitely not pleased with the buzz box owners who don't obey the speed limit in the built-up areas but then can't manage the open road limit going up that first steep grade.
Parking lot and building owners who have the humps that are designed to take the paint off the lower spoiler. Sometimes it isn't possible to angle across them.

SV5OOO
03-03-2010, 10:45 AM
People who ride pushbikes on the road, especially in peak hour.

SV5OOO
03-03-2010, 11:07 AM
Tailgaters!!! It's a true sign of a sh1t driver! Ironically they obviously think they're gods gift behind the wheel and feel their jedi powers are great enough to avoid slamming into the back of me.

I've been getting a lot of that lately. I had a ****head in a Hyundai 130i tailgate me on the freeway the other day. Then he started flashing his lights, which really pissed me off! He had two hopes of me moving for him after that.

chukfu
03-03-2010, 12:46 PM
Oh a rant page, time to vent!

clueless ppl, esp females who don't respect the car... 1 particular female, as she was getting out of my car, she didn't push up the seat belt. I like all the seat belts nice and tucked in(the retracable seat belt thingy is not great). As she got out the seat belt was hanging where the door is, and she SLAMS the door! omfg... I opened the door to find the paint in between was stripped off by the belt.

Drivers who dont look in their rear view mirror, and only pay attention to what is ahead of them... ffs! You know this, because you can see their eyes and head. I.e. they slow all the way down to turn into a driveway or something, almost to a stop, and take another minute to complete the turn. Pay f*cking attention to your rear view mirror, there are cars behind you!
At least indicate early to let me know, instead of the last second.

And that brings me to cab drivers... NONE of them pay attention to what's behind them, which is why they are such f-cked up drivers.

Toll booths... why the f*ck does NSW have cash toll booths. Why not be smart like the Melbournians and have mandatory etags with no cash booths. Like the traffic in Sydney is not bad enough, you f*cking retards. It causes a huge traffic affect when everyone needs to slow down and stop to pay for tolls.

TIP:
This is more of a tip than a rant, is there a tips thread?
My side mirrors, I have them bent out as far as possible. Why? Obvious, to see my blind spot. Whenever I change lanes, I never have to turn my head, been driving like that for 13 years. A lot of drivers... I say about 90%, have their mirriors adjusted, so that they can just see the body of their car on the inside part of the mirror... I just think its much easier the way I have it, give it a go! Oh, which leads me to my next rant....

Indicating... I believe you should only indicate AFTER you've checked your blind spot and its clear. You don't just sit there indicating hoping some nice person will stop in the middle of the road for you.

Stewbaru
03-03-2010, 01:27 PM
Driving 101 - head check , mirror, then indicate.

And sorry, but people who don't prrof read give me the sh!ts. <---------- thats Irony, BTW!

nonchalant
03-03-2010, 04:30 PM
People in crappy little cars like fiestas or corollas wanting to drag you at the lights, seriously, get a life, and if i did want to drag you would have no hope what so ever.



Ooh fiesty little thing..I like it! Hell, I dont think I'd drag you either - you'd prolly be off the line before I had time to think about it lol :D

Ah, and yes what pisses me off is NSW roads. And not just the general condition of them but the way they do roadworks here. I mean like wtf?? I used to live in Adelaide where roadworks were (generally) well marked, adequate notice was given of roadworks in advance, detours were clearly marked, etc. Here they like just start digging holes and no-one knows until like your on top of it and have negotiated traffic for 20 mins or more..and nothings fenced off! I mean you could easily stick a front wheel down a ditch.. :x

On a postive note though, you rarely see bike riders here on main roads, and I dont miss them one bit. Fortunately theres not too many people stupid enough to take the chance on a bike here :D

Stewiecasserole
03-03-2010, 05:32 PM
Fortunately the HSV badges are absent from the Grange....
I asume you have removed yours or did one of the much loved M.F.ers skulking under the cover of darkness relieve you of yours?

Chukfu, boy I reckon you're feeling like a massive weight has been lifted now you got that out dude:lol: keep up the good work son:D

Closer to sarcasm than irony Stewbaru, but not trying to pick a fight here:lol: was it aimed at me? 'Coz if it was I'll see you in the parking lot out the back of Woolies tomorrow night pal:lol:

Couldn't agree more nonchalant. Always loved crossing the border into the ACTU from NSW......rattle rattle bump grind then.........nothing. All would be quiet and your head wild stop hitting the roof. Good to see the Politicians looking after themselves with our hard earned tax dollars. Bunch of ankles if you ask me.

vxrgrrl
03-03-2010, 10:16 PM
Ooh fiesty little thing..I like it! Hell, I dont think I'd drag you either - you'd prolly be off the line before I had time to think about it lol :D


Lol, only feisty when i need to be! :D

Stewiecasserole
04-03-2010, 11:27 AM
Lol, only feisty when i need to be! :D

Can see you're going to be a bad influence on us vxrgrrl :lol: Wont be long before one of us ends up in the sin bin;)

KARSTOMZ
04-03-2010, 12:01 PM
Taxi drivers: Where do I start, they cause accidents, drive like wankers and have no respect for the road or the other cars. Almost been smashed into by one on springvale road, I slammed the breaks on and he stopped too, I was waiting for him to do a runner. I don't think he would have out run me. AU on gas vs LS1 manual Clubbie, don't like his odds. But the dumb ****ing wanker turned around to appologise. Seen one taxi driver on chapel street slam his car into a parked car and take off.

****ers that keyed my car twice within a month. You need to have your finger nails pulled out with a set of rusty pliers.
And to the ****ing people that slam the door into your car and dont give a rats arse, even after you say something.

Slow drivers that seem to sit 20klms under the speed limit in the right hand lane. But speed up when you get the chance to over take.

theres more but im sick at the moment.

Stewiecasserole
04-03-2010, 12:29 PM
Sticking my head under the rear of the WM whilst cleaning only to see that the body work ends in such a way the the only way you could create more drag would be to hang a farking parachute off the rear bumper. What is that? I actually did expect it to be designed more aerodynamically being such a high performance car. Cheap , nasty and slacker than the elastic in me grannies knickers HSV:mad:

Stewbaru
04-03-2010, 12:35 PM
Closer to sarcasm than irony Stewbaru, but not trying to pick a fight here:lol: was it aimed at me? 'Coz if it was I'll see you in the parking lot out the back of Woolies tomorrow night pal:lol:



No Mate, moreso at 16 year olds on other forums who have never in their lives needed to actually spell something correctly (F7).

Which Woolies? ;)

** we should sticky this thread***

Stewiecasserole
04-03-2010, 04:30 PM
Which Woolies? ;)




Nah it's all cool bro. No need for that.:lol:

http://store.funnytimes.com/merchant2/graphics/00000002/Peace_TieDye_LG.jpg

Stewbaru
04-03-2010, 06:58 PM
Mate, I wasn't serious, hence the wink.
It'd be a long drive anyways, I'm over the other side.

Back to Rants, I bought the missus a 2004 Landcruiser Kakadu on Saturday. "Mr Gillam, we'll do all we can as quickly as possible to get your car ready for delivery, as its been sold so it will jump the queues to be made ready."

It needs:
1. workshop inspection
2. Pit inspection.

Now its late night trading on Wednesday over here so fair bit it'll be ready last night?????? NO.

"Mr Gillam, we can't get a booking at Licensing to have the car registered, it probably won't be ready till next week" FARRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKK.

You've got my money, give me MY CAR!

richo7502000
04-03-2010, 10:57 PM
I hate roadworkers who spray tar on the road then put Tons of rocks on top. I was pulling onto the Calder yesterday morning (4:30am) from an 80km/H zone and there was one rectangle sign saying "new surface no lines marked" , no roadworks sign as such, no road slippery sign or anything.
So I ploughed around the usual high speed on ramp at about 80K's to have the front hit a ton of loose gravel and go sideways with no warning at all (straight to the Kerb), I booted it a bit with a fair bit of opposite lock and the thing semi spun out (luckily) missing the Kerb, I woke up pretty quick and shit my pants.
Why dont these brain dead road works guys A) put up warning signs. or B) use a roller to crush the rocks into the new Tar saving me from shitting my pants and getting stone chips and C) use better Tar on our roads as its a freeway on ramp for christ sakes!!!

Shits me to tears!!!! :mad:

Stewiecasserole
04-03-2010, 11:03 PM
Mate, I wasn't serious, hence the wink.

Nah..missed the wink. Too busy cowering under the desk :lol:
Pity about your wife's new ride. Feel for you dude. Should charge them interest or at least calculate what you could have made in a short term high interest account then stick 'em for a refund. Basturds:mad:

Nurburg608
05-03-2010, 08:16 AM
I hate roadworkers who spray tar on the road then put Tons of rocks on top. I was pulling onto the Calder yesterday morning (4:30am) from an 80km/H zone and there was one rectangle sign saying "new surface no lines marked" , no roadworks sign as such, no road slippery sign or anything.
So I ploughed around the usual high speed on ramp at about 80K's to have the front hit a ton of loose gravel and go sideways with no warning at all (straight to the Kerb), I booted it a bit with a fair bit of opposite lock and the thing semi spun out (luckily) missing the Kerb, I woke up pretty quick and shit my pants.
Why dont these brain dead road works guys A) put up warning signs. or B) use a roller to crush the rocks into the new Tar saving me from shitting my pants and getting stone chips and C) use better Tar on our roads as its a freeway on ramp for christ sakes!!!

Shits me to tears!!!! :mad:

+1, hit the same roadworks at Vineyard road on ramp and Gap road on ramp with the same result :mad:

chukfu
05-03-2010, 01:42 PM
I got a parking fine from the council from parking on my front lawn. My street is very narrow, and buses regularly run through. If you had 2 cars parked opposite each other, bus will not be able to get through. I thought I was being courteous... I thought wrong... I want to purposely block those buses, so they can have a whinge to the council. To the liverpool council, F*CK YOU C*NTS. I WILL NOT BE SILENCED WITHOUT A FIGHT!

grange250
05-03-2010, 02:08 PM
Stewie, the HSV/Holden logo fell off the back - only glued on. The straight HSV badges were never there. No explanation from anyone and i don't mind them not being there - less stuff to get caught in the chamois.
Concrete trucks that allow a diluted mess to come from the back of the truck after they've made their delivery. It sets like concrete on the paintwork.
People who take up two parking spaces to "protect" their vehicle.
I think we could all - politely or not so politely - go on for quite a while.

richo7502000
05-03-2010, 06:33 PM
+1, hit the same roadworks at Vineyard road on ramp and Gap road on ramp with the same result :mad:

Hahahah, I never go Vineyard rd since those roadworks started!!! Wasnt expecting the Gap Rd ramp though!
So your Sunbury too hey!

Nurburg608
05-03-2010, 07:36 PM
Hahahah, I never go Vineyard rd since those roadworks started!!! Wasnt expecting the Gap Rd ramp though!
So your Sunbury too hey!

I live around the corner from ya :p

I usually take Moore road then out on the Vineyard Rd exit, but Moore rd was closed :(

IanR8
07-03-2010, 04:24 PM
http://www.caradvice.com.au/55550/hsv-e2-gts-review-road-test/

http://www.caradvice.com.au/58519/hsv-senator-review-and-road-test/

Just venting off some steam, but have you read the forum comments on Caradvice.com.au whenever they review a HSV/SS Vehicle, most of those guys are wankers who have never, nor will ever own a performance vehicle. Or just have no idea, and then they compare HSV’s to BMW’s M3/5 ‘s or Mercedes performance vehicles etc, we all know want we are buying and what we are getting.

They just give me the Sh*ts.

M3's, bring them on!
I love my HSV.

zclubby
12-03-2010, 09:19 PM
I went to Maccas drive through the other day for a coffee. It was about 11:30am and she told me the coffee machine was getting cleaned and they couldnt use it. I then asked for a filtered coffee, same result.

Problem with this??? I had to fkn wait for the clown in his 4WD in front of me to collect his $680 of food to feed the immediate family before I could get out. With nothing.

Call me logical, but I would have thought that less coffees would be sold in the evening and that might be a good time for cleaning?

Stewiecasserole
12-03-2010, 09:44 PM
Call me stupid but where was your thought process? Coffee from that joint? It's just turd toilet water warmed up. And the last time I saw you Z man you didn't look that fat that you couldn't park up and walk in for some exercise to place your order, considering if you drink that crap it could well be your last bit of exercise.
Stop whinging and find a decent coffee joint and stop being so bloody lazy. :p
(reckon I'll pay for that rant :lol:)

richo7502000
13-03-2010, 03:50 AM
Call me logical, but I would have thought that less coffees would be sold in the evening and that might be a good time for cleaning?

hahahhaa obviously NOT a shift worker!!! :p

But I agree with Stewie why would you go to Maccas for Coffee

zclubby
13-03-2010, 08:05 PM
Call me stupid but where was your thought process? Coffee from that joint? It's just turd toilet water warmed up. And the last time I saw you Z man you didn't look that fat that you couldn't park up and walk in for some exercise to place your order, considering if you drink that crap it could well be your last bit of exercise.
Stop whinging and find a decent coffee joint and stop being so bloody lazy. :p
(reckon I'll pay for that rant :lol:)

Nothing wrong with turd water you smart arse.

Now call me stupid, but I reckon if I walked inside to place my order, they probably would have told me that they use the same coffee machine?????

Just thinking out loud Stewie!!!

LS3 050
13-03-2010, 08:19 PM
Which Woolies carpark were you talking about last week Stewie, I think Zclubby will happily meet you there right now!!! Good Luck :-)

ERASER
13-03-2010, 08:40 PM
I went to Maccas drive through the other day for a coffee. It was about 11:30am and she told me the coffee machine was getting cleaned and they couldnt use it. I then asked for a filtered coffee, same result.

Problem with this??? I had to fkn wait for the clown in his 4WD in front of me to collect his $680 of food to feed the immediate family before I could get out. With nothing.

Call me logical, but I would have thought that less coffees would be sold in the evening and that might be a good time for cleaning?

So....................
The clown infront of you that ordered $680 of product should get out of the way of someone that spent $0? Sorry but even if you drive a HSV if someone is spending lots more money than you they get presidence!

Stewiecasserole
13-03-2010, 09:00 PM
Which Woolies carpark were you talking about last week Stewie, I think Zclubby will happily meet you there right now!!! Good Luck :-)

Yeah thanks for bringing that up LS3 :(
I hear ya Z man. Just ranting out loud too. As for the predictable response you suggested...even more reason to find another coffee hut. Ever tried one of those new drive through coffee joints? Seem to be springing up on a lot of "un-rentable" properties of late. One around the corner is pretty good actually and you don't have to exercise either.
My bum thanks you too for acknowledging its intelligence...hates it when nobody notices :lol:

zclubby
15-03-2010, 09:11 PM
So....................
The clown infront of you that ordered $680 of product should get out of the way of someone that spent $0? Sorry but even if you drive a HSV if someone is spending lots more money than you they get presidence!

All right, I will spell it out further. If the coffee machine in the store is not working, why not put a sign stating this so you can abort your entry to the single lane drive through.
Having said that, I hope they didnt because if they did, I missed it:eek::eek:

Stewie, All the other drive in coffee huts I have found have a big yellow M on them.

Stewiecasserole
15-03-2010, 09:31 PM
Stewie, All the other drive in coffee huts I have found have a big yellow M on them.

I'll get a snap of the one round the corner Z man . Can't remember their name to save me but I just keep seeing them.

Stewbaru
16-03-2010, 10:58 AM
Heh, over here in the 'uncivilised' west we have drive thru Muzz Buzz and some coffee show tacked onto BP servos (Gloria Bean?)

Muzz Buzz make gooooood coffee....
If someone was looking for a good franchise op over east, this would be it.

HRDHSV
17-03-2010, 02:59 PM
So....................
The clown infront of you that ordered $680 of product should get out of the way of someone that spent $0? Sorry but even if you drive a HSV if someone is spending lots more money than you they get presidence!

He would have spent something there if they wern't so incompetent, and if someone is buying $680 worth they can get the fk out of my way, but Uncle D's coffee Zman damn, buy an expresso machine and do it yourself, even a plunger would be better.

runted
20-03-2010, 04:31 PM
on the matter of roadworks, having the signs out and making you slow down and no work being done, is it that hard to remove the signs before you go home, i can remember to turn off the lights in the office, why cant they cover a few piddly signs

zclubby
21-03-2010, 09:05 PM
CAR BRAS Hate them, cant stand them, designer should be shot. Now someone PLEASE come up with a better idea.
In my opinion, things look better without a bra.

vxrgrrl
21-03-2010, 11:25 PM
Spending $20 and a good amount of time to wash your car at Happy Wash and using the "spot free" rinse very well, only to realise when the car has dried that it is definately not spot free.
Annoys the shit out of me!

Stewiecasserole
22-03-2010, 07:25 AM
Spending $20 and a good amount of time to wash your car at Happy Wash and using the "spot free" rinse very well, only to realise when the car has dried that it is definately not spot free.
Annoys the shit out of me!

Hit Karstomz up for a loan of his Shamwaaaaa:lol:

Stewbaru
23-03-2010, 05:17 PM
I Hate Hail!

BROCKR
24-03-2010, 09:57 PM
just about every set of lights these days has a friggin red light / speed camera :mad::mad::mad: just about put my foot thru the floor 2nite n neally had a fred flinstone car :x

go sick
25-03-2010, 12:56 AM
was that left or right foot ha ha

HRDHSV
26-03-2010, 11:59 AM
Police that think there above the law off duty meh ya toss.
people that steal your ideas from your cars because there either too stupid or too old to think forthemselves.
People that start new threads without searching for a similar/same thread LOL, ok vented now back to the F1's

chukfu
26-03-2010, 12:05 PM
The media - how they seem to go through phases, publishing the same stories. Here are some examples:
1. Plane crashes
2. Shark Attacks
3. Sex Scandals
Each one of those these "seemed" to get report all at the same time. Might as report on how everyone uses the toilet for a number 2.... believe it or not it happens daily...

Stewiecasserole
26-03-2010, 03:22 PM
Police that think there above the law off duty meh ya toss.
people that steal your ideas from your cars because there either too stupid or too old to think forthemselves.
People that start new threads without searching for a similar/same thread LOL, ok vented now back to the F1's

Come on HRD....don't hold back...tell us how ya really feel.

richo7502000
26-03-2010, 04:36 PM
I hate gettin up at 3:30am to go to work for day shift....did it today and doing it again tomorrow, while everyone else sleeps dreamin about their day at the GP

HRDHSV
27-03-2010, 09:50 AM
Come on HRD....don't hold back...tell us how ya really feel.

If I did it would be Deleted or banned son.

PhanR8
29-03-2010, 06:35 PM
School mums that pick their horrible little snots up from school and think it's their right to park on my lawn.When are these cows gunna learn to park on my lawn is too receive 2 flat tyres.3 times in 3 weeks and one of them twice.I mean to say how thick can you be.

BROCKR
30-03-2010, 12:27 AM
Just as an experiment..if u happen to drop a box of nails..all over ur front lawn...:confused::p

Audi
30-03-2010, 01:15 AM
Phanr8 I feel your lawns pain but maybe ask them to not park there?

PhanR8
31-03-2010, 10:07 PM
Done it till I'm blue in the face Audi.Even went into the school and had a chat with the principle and still they keep rollin in.Just before xmas one of them drove across it in the heat of the day and killed it where the tyres were in contact.It has only just grown back.I have been to the shire about havin a no standing sign put up but they seem to think it won't make any diff which is reasonable.I would put rocks around the edge but if a kid trips over it guess whos butts in the sling.I really have had enough.I do like the nails idea but will more than likely give myself a couple of flats and that really would piss me off lol

Nurburg608
31-03-2010, 10:10 PM
Rocks, and spray them in safety yellow :D They can't come back to you on that.

HRDHSV
01-04-2010, 07:14 AM
Done it till I'm blue in the face Audi.Even went into the school and had a chat with the principle and still they keep rollin in.Just before xmas one of them drove across it in the heat of the day and killed it where the tyres were in contact.It has only just grown back.I have been to the shire about havin a no standing sign put up but they seem to think it won't make any diff which is reasonable.I would put rocks around the edge but if a kid trips over it guess whos butts in the sling.I really have had enough.I do like the nails idea but will more than likely give myself a couple of flats and that really would piss me off lol

Next thing to do is put up a sighn that sais $50 parking for 10 mins LOL

chukfu
01-04-2010, 02:39 PM
I've owned 2 holdens, and both of them have done it to me and still do....

Picture this, cruising along, drivers side window down, and you notice your windscreen is dirty... spray the water and wipe away, all the shit slides and runs into your door! I haven't driven a VE, but have they fixed that sh*t yet???

HRDHSV
01-04-2010, 02:48 PM
Wind protectors come in handy doing that and when it's raining:)

Fkn wisdom teeth OUCH!!!!:(

Simonk
01-04-2010, 02:50 PM
Auto headlights. Has the human race become so damn lazy that it's too much effort to flick the damn headlight switch. Cars are driving under bridges and their lights are flashing on then off so everyone around them is now thinking there must be a speed camera ahead! Ditch the BS functions holden and give us something useful like adjustable headlight angle so that when I have the boat on or a bunch of fat blokes in the back, I don't blind the oncoming traffic.

richo7502000
01-04-2010, 04:34 PM
School mums that pick their horrible little snots up from school and think it's their right to park on my lawn.When are these cows gunna learn to park on my lawn is too receive 2 flat tyres.3 times in 3 weeks and one of them twice.I mean to say how thick can you be.

Sorry guys, to play the devils advocate I guess living near a school this may be bound to happen...But this kinda gets me on to another Rant!!!
Stupid people who buy or build a house near a Major Airport and/or racetrack thats been there for years then whinge to the government about noise.....I mean c'mon what did you expect, your block of land, or house was cheap because???? :confused:
Oh yeah your live right under a major flight corridor duhhhhh!:p :p :p

missGTO
01-04-2010, 05:46 PM
People with 4 cylinder cars who strap on turbos then say they can beat me, big deal, if I strap on a turbo you and your crappy little 4 cylinder car will be stuck in a cloud of dust behind me!
Also bike riders who don't pay rego, take up a whole lane and then lean on my bonnet at the lights!

PhanR8
01-04-2010, 06:04 PM
Lol I take it they only do it once

PhanR8
01-04-2010, 06:09 PM
Next thing to do is put up a sighn that sais $50 parking for 10 mins LOL

Yeah I like that idea.I could park the 4by in frount and have them hooked up to the winch.No choice but to pay..:D

Nurburg608
01-04-2010, 06:37 PM
People with 4 cylinder cars who strap on turbos then say they can beat me, big deal, if I strap on a turbo you and your crappy little 4 cylinder car will be stuck in a cloud of dust behind me!

:( Stop picking on me :p

missGTO
01-04-2010, 08:20 PM
:( Stop picking on me :p

My comment was aimed at people with little ricers and non standard vl turbo's etc...

Nurburg608
01-04-2010, 09:06 PM
My comment was aimed at people with little ricers and non standard vl turbo's etc...

hehe, it's all good ;)

HRDHSV
03-04-2010, 07:58 AM
Person that is buying an E2 but dont know what valve caps are, I mean fkn common wake up.

grange250
06-04-2010, 12:17 PM
Tarted up Hyundai Accents around town and on the open road - Camrys and Prados. Nearly always one of these holding up the flow of traffic, especially trying to go up hills.

zclubby
07-04-2010, 09:26 PM
Drivers in the rain. Why do drivers that travel at 120 (on the monash) when its dry insist on travelling at 75 when its wet. Not only that but it would seem they get 3 mates and take up all 4 lanes. A bit of water is not that scary.

Another one, roadworks speed limits. People do the same here I am sure you have all noticed. They travel at 90 in the 100 zone, then when the roadworks say 80 they travel at 100. I just dont get it.

Stewiecasserole
07-04-2010, 09:39 PM
Drivers in the rain. Why do drivers that travel at 120 (on the monash) when its dry insist on travelling at 75 when its wet. Not only that but it would seem they get 3 mates and take up all 4 lanes. A bit of water is not that scary.

Another one, roadworks speed limits. People do the same here I am sure you have all noticed. They travel at 90 in the 100 zone, then when the roadworks say 80 they travel at 100. I just dont get it.

It's because they don't clean the inside of their windscreens, have functioning de-misters or wiper blades worth a toss, sh!t brakes and bald tyres. You try driving blind at 120 in the wet in a sh!t heap:eek:
Hate the fact that they do Z man but I'd rather them do 75 than 120.
Roadworks just suck...period. The day they finish the Monash will be the day I hand my license in 'coz I'm too old to drive knowing my luck:mad:

Audi
07-04-2010, 10:33 PM
Whinging Poms, I never realized so many POMS drove HSVs.

Stewiecasserole
08-04-2010, 01:03 PM
Whinging Poms, I never realized so many POMS drove HSVs.

Geez that's rich....a flightless bird having a crack at a Pom for exercising his God given right to whinge :lol:

chukfu
08-04-2010, 02:38 PM
To people who use the line:
"may or may not"
Example: You may or may not be busy during this time...

Why don't you pull your finger out of your bullsh*t ass and just say, "I don't know".

SV-1688
08-04-2010, 03:11 PM
but they may or may not know the answer to your question...... :p

SV-1688
08-04-2010, 03:20 PM
Whinging Poms, I never realized so many POMS drove HSVs.

i know the feeling, one moved next to my house a year ago.

your loose bushes are flying over to our house,
your bushes are a fire hazard,
your cat came into our yard,
your dog makes to much noise,
your dog dug under our fence,
your dog broke the fence,
your dog ate our baby......, get over it pommie.....

All are true exept the last one.....

Audi
08-04-2010, 03:25 PM
Stewiecasserole are you implying im a dodo?
I thought we were friends :P

Stewiecasserole
08-04-2010, 05:11 PM
Stewiecasserole are you implying im a dodo?
I thought we were friends :P

Audi, so sorry dude. I just got to reassess my meds 'coz I'm all over the place. :lol:
I totally got your post confused with Z Clubby and thought the Z man was having a dig at me. He's a Kiwi....hence the flightless bird comment. Still don't know how I confused the two of you but again....big sorry dude.
Z man.....guess that gives you a free dig at me....bring it dude:lol:

HSVE01
08-04-2010, 05:56 PM
When an "HSV Mechanic" at an HSV Dealer services your ride and you get the distinct impression that he does not know exactly what he is on about... I had two issues,
1. My left flute indicator was about to fall off. First he tells me it could take three weeks to order and receive it from HSV then he finds 3 of them on the shelf. good result, no problem with him so far.
2. When i put my GTS into "Sport" mode and nail it off the line, it revs out in first as you would expect but when you think its about to shift to second it actually... pauses. It feels really weird and i actually get lurched forward toward the steering wheel. It feels like the engine and trans just shut down for a moment. Then about 1 whole second after it SHOULD shift, it actually does. "Normal" mode does not do this at all it shifts immediately.
So i tell the mechanic all this and he says, very unconvincingly, that this is ok and that it is most likely HSV's attempt at protecting the gearbox from harsh changes etc. I told him this is not right one way or another that "normal" is quicker and sharper than sport. So he says he'll look into it but can't do much. I asked if HSV themselves could look at the trans software and he says "I have everything they have and cant change anything"... Bullshit I thought to myself! He said he would check which version of software my car was running and update it to the newest one. So he takes my car in and i leave. When i pick it up, I ask if he had any luck. He says he updated to the new software but it really didn't change or improve anything at all. Well to my surprise it is in fact completely fixed, it now shifts to second right on the sweet spot and even chirps the tyres.
So my problem is; he had zero confidence, no answers, told me there was no "fix" (even from HSV) and then inadvertantly ended up fixing it anyway without even knowing it. I just hoped a "Specialist HSV Mechanic" would have been able to tell me a thing or two i didn't already know. I actually felt a little nervous leaving my car with him... He seemed a bit dopey. That might sound stupid but it was just a vibe i got from him. Don't know if i will take my car back to him in the future...

Audi
08-04-2010, 06:20 PM
HSVE01 haha thats classic. Name and shame my friend name and shame..

lol Stewiecasserole thats cool I was havin a light hearted dig at all the whingers in this topic anyway. :)

Stewiecasserole
10-04-2010, 04:55 PM
Buying some new shoes and not being able to decide how to wear them. Do I wear the red ones or the white ones? Or do I wear the red one on the go fast foot and the white one on the resting foot or the other way around?
Hate all these decisions. :lol:
http://i848.photobucket.com/albums/ab42/Stewiecasserole/c65d032a.jpg

HRDHSV
10-04-2010, 05:01 PM
LMFAO, Ah touche son, I got the white ones today, so white is faster than red mate.

Stewiecasserole
10-04-2010, 05:32 PM
LMFAO, Ah touche son, I got the white ones today, so white is faster than red mate.

Yeah that's why Go Sick has trouble keeping up with the Luxo Bargo and keeps getting smoked by white ML63s :lol:

HRDHSV
10-04-2010, 06:08 PM
http://i848.photobucket.com/albums/ab42/Stewiecasserole/c65d032a.jpg

The utter disrespect shown to this Grange bonnet LMFAO

HRDHSV
10-04-2010, 06:25 PM
10 Pacs.... they just dont last!!!!!!

richo7502000
11-04-2010, 08:30 AM
The utter disrespect shown to this Grange bonnet LMFAO

Stewie, WTF man!!!!
They are nice shoes but why the hell are they on the Duco mate????? :eek:
Thats all wrong dude!!

Stewiecasserole
11-04-2010, 08:45 AM
Stewie, WTF man!!!!
They are nice shoes but why the hell are they on the Duco mate????? :eek:
Thats all wrong dude!!
1: The shoes are brand new.
2: They were placed and removed with the utmost care...and I mean UTMOST care.
3: I got bigger problems than that with the possums and cats leaving prints all over the duco every other night.
4: Looks better than if they were sitting on say, ooh I don't know....a street directory?
5: They didn't leave any marks so :p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p
:grin::grin:

satrev
11-04-2010, 10:55 AM
just bought the hsv gxp,brilliant sar but really pissed off that it doesnt come with a spare tyre just a crappy blow up repair kit,so if the tyre blows out im stuffed

Stewiecasserole
11-04-2010, 11:14 AM
just bought the hsv gxp,brilliant sar but really pissed off that it doesnt come with a spare tyre just a crappy blow up repair kit,so if the tyre blows out im stuffed

Ripped big time. Did you at least get a Jack or just a bowl of Wheatbix?
Stick some pics up on the Your Ride thread.

satrev
11-04-2010, 11:25 AM
yep,its got a jack and a nice big hole where the tyre should be

HSVE01
11-04-2010, 11:34 AM
Dont you wish you said; I'll take it if you throw a spare in the boot!!!

Hindsight is 20/20 as they say.

I would either go back disgusted and ask that they supply one (assuming they did not make you aware of it before your purchase) or simply put a descent spare in yourself and get on with enjoying the car with that extra peice of mind (assuming you were aware of it before the purchase). Welcome aboard anyway mate.

SV-1688
11-04-2010, 11:47 AM
just bought the hsv gxp,brilliant sar but really pissed off that it doesnt come with a spare tyre just a crappy blow up repair kit,so if the tyre blows out im stuffed


Yeah you'll find more and more cars are getting it these days, saves weight, handles better and less cost.

Most bmw's and mercs are the same

HRDHSV
11-04-2010, 03:57 PM
just bought the hsv gxp,brilliant sar but really pissed off that it doesnt come with a spare tyre just a crappy blow up repair kit,so if the tyre blows out im stuffed

OMFG that's piss poor.

Stewiecasserole
11-04-2010, 03:59 PM
Next people will be getting sand shoes instead of engines in their crappy bubble cars.

richo7502000
21-04-2010, 05:19 PM
Stewie.....Get your exhaust checked brudder, I think your breathing too many car fumes!!

My Arc will be a 10 car bay and Im gonna have to put a little cut out in there now for your Bloody LWB Luxobarge! :wink:
that will keep us safe when the cleansing of 2012 hits, with all of them Geological disasters and a stampede of donkeys hits :rolleyes:

Love to you all
Richo

HSVE01
21-04-2010, 05:37 PM
bags a spot mate... Haha

richo7502000
21-04-2010, 07:26 PM
bags a spot mate... Haha

Might have to build this arc like an aircraft carrier, hangar in the middle and a full flat deck for parking up top!! :cool:

Stewiecasserole
21-04-2010, 08:39 PM
Thats the spirit Richo:D
aircraft carrier is the go 'coz we can get some ricers to come along then launch em off the flight deck like the add on telly. :lol:

Stewiecasserole
21-04-2010, 09:47 PM
Not being able to drive for the next 4 - 5 days due to knee op. Super massive sad face:(

Those that haven't figured out how to use the DELETE button yet :mad: Don't wait for the black hole to get you...be proactive:p

HRDHSV
22-04-2010, 09:50 AM
Something tells me the 10 pacs are going to cop it the next few days if the frige door hinges dont snap first, ay stew, oh yeah heads up Bball;)

richo7502000
26-04-2010, 08:50 PM
I hate cranky cows that think my cars too loud!!!

zclubby
28-04-2010, 07:05 PM
Isnt it funny how we still use sayings that dont actually make sense anymore?

Examples;
Dial a number we dont have dials on our phones anymore.

Tape a programme Who uses tapes these days?

Glove box Does anyone put gloves in theirs?

Wind the window down Once again, the push of a button.

Stewiecasserole
28-04-2010, 08:50 PM
Too true Z man. And a good friend will bail you out of jail but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "Farkin ay that was some messed up funny sh!t we just did"

Stewiecasserole
02-05-2010, 03:24 AM
Being dog tired after an 800 km round trip, hitting the sack at 7:00pm then waking up at 2:30am as fresh as a daisy. I WANT FARKING SLEEP NOT FORUM TIME!!!

Stewiecasserole
02-05-2010, 02:54 PM
Farking dial up Internet. It even affects those of us with high speed broad band. Get your sh!t sorted HRDHSV.

Jezmont
02-05-2010, 03:28 PM
Spending 3 hours to wash your black car so its nice and shiny down to a tee, then to have some F*kwit in front decide to wash and wipe his windscreen whilst doing 70km/h with you behind him... quite a distance behind aswell ! :mad:

Oh oh and hang on.. Driving last night up towards the city and some young idiot was driving with no headlights on at 10pm whilst trying to text on his phone!!! I pulled up next to him and gave him everything I had!! So you think speeding is the cause of most accidents mrs premier??? I think not!!

I feel much better now :D

Gav
02-05-2010, 04:09 PM
The lights in Rockhampton. It's as if Mains Road just wacked them into the ground and flicked the switch and we'll run with what happens. There is not one set of lights here that are synchronised. There is at one particular spot, a normal T intersection that is just outright ridiculous in that each direction gets its turn instead of working it that opposing traffic flows. If you know what I mean. And, on the main arterials you can wait for ages before you get a green, but when it comes to minor roads as soon as someone crosses the pressure pad the lights will turn green for them. Someone needs to give whoever it was that sanctioned this a big kick uo the arse. I HATE THE FECKING LIGHTS IN THIS RED NECK TOWN!!!!:mad::mad::mad: RANT OVER

Stewiecasserole
02-05-2010, 06:34 PM
Although I would never do it to an HSV, I absolutely love dousing sh!t box rides with my washer water. Especially 'coz thr Grange has headlight washers that pop out a mile and blast seriously high pressure water which deflects brilliantly to get anyone beside me and behind me. Farking love it. But I do hate it when wankers do it to me when I've just washed my ride.
Swings and roundabouts. Swings and roundabouts.

Jezmont
02-05-2010, 06:51 PM
Haha I can just picture the grange rocking up at the lights and squiting some poor bugger in the face while his window is down! Headlight washers?? Now thats just showing off :)

richo7502000
02-05-2010, 07:36 PM
Although I would never do it to an HSV, I absolutely love dousing sh!t box rides with my washer water. Especially 'coz thr Grange has headlight washers that pop out a mile and blast seriously high pressure water which deflects brilliantly to get anyone beside me and behind me. Farking love it. But I do hate it when wankers do it to me when I've just washed my ride.
Swings and roundabouts. Swings and roundabouts.

hahaha I used to hate pr!cks doing that when I was on the motor bike :mad:, must admit I have now also gone the swings and roundabouts way and I always do it if someones sitting up my Ar$e on the freeway...

chukfu
02-05-2010, 08:34 PM
Although I would never do it to an HSV, I absolutely love dousing sh!t box rides with my washer water. Especially 'coz thr Grange has headlight washers that pop out a mile and blast seriously high pressure water which deflects brilliantly to get anyone beside me and behind me. Farking love it. But I do hate it when wankers do it to me when I've just washed my ride.
Swings and roundabouts. Swings and roundabouts.

That's an awesome idea! I shall take that tip.
Ever since I got the HSV, I get a lot of... try hards, or people wanting to prove something to me, by tail gating, or over taking me... I purposely slow down so they can piss off. Worst of all, they're always in non-performance vehicles, like a camry or magna or ford or something. Please gtf-away!

Jezmont
02-05-2010, 08:41 PM
I just had a p plater in a magna auto with the worst sounding exhaust in the world try race me at the lights... I had my girl in the car and dont usually 'drag' off the lights anyway, not really into losing my car for so called hooning.. But anyway, I let him think he beat me, I dont think I went over 2500rpm, he was always a car length in front all the way up to the lighting quick speed of 65.. Have to say, it was fun fun fun !! I think he was over the moon ! he thrashed me!!! ;)

richo7502000
02-05-2010, 08:44 PM
That's an awesome idea! I shall take that tip.
Ever since I got the HSV, I get a lot of... try hards, or people wanting to prove something to me, by tail gating, or over taking me... I purposely slow down so they can piss off. Worst of all, they're always in non-performance vehicles, like a camry or magna or ford or something. Please gtf-away!

Yup, same here, I get all sorts of Gimps in old 4 cylinder Sigmas,nissans, one guy regularly in a Proton (old thing) tries me on way to work....I guess Mock-a-doors have a lot to answer for, putting Aircraft wings on 6 cylinder execs probably lets these guys win one or two races???

Stewiecasserole
02-05-2010, 09:11 PM
Haha I can just picture the grange rocking up at the lights and squiting some poor bugger in the face while his window is down! Headlight washers?? Now thats just showing off :)

Yeah Jez it's a pisser. If ya got em flaunt em. Careful where you park or pull up on the next cruise :twisted::twisted::twisted:

richo7502000
02-05-2010, 09:18 PM
I hate it when you go to the dr's for ya prostate check and your there with ya pants down leanin over the bed, when you feel the Drs finger "in there" :(
He says "can you feel my finger in there", "is it a bit uncomfortable?" :o
you agree......
and just then he waves both hands in front of your face and says "MAGIC!!!" :lol:

Stewiecasserole
02-05-2010, 09:33 PM
WTF Richo? EEEEEEEEWWWWWWW. Too much info dude. Hell, I thought you'd get it done by your mates in customs for free anyway :lol:
You need to seriously consider changing Docs too man. Sounds like he's enjoying it a little to much too......as do you:lol:

richo7502000
02-05-2010, 09:45 PM
hahahahahah no mate, was only joking about....Customs does mine for free anyway as you rightly mentioned! :D
Just thought things were getting too serious on here and Ive had a bourbon or 10 too many! :rolleyes:

Stewiecasserole
02-05-2010, 09:54 PM
..........and he steps out of the closet :lol:

richo7502000
02-05-2010, 10:00 PM
..........and he steps out of the closet :lol:

Pfffffffftttt WTF Never been in any Closet....the wife and 2 kids were all a drunken blunder hahahahahahha

go sick
02-05-2010, 10:01 PM
ok thanks alot richo im to going now

richo7502000
02-05-2010, 10:13 PM
heheheheh happy to help Pete....not with the Exam!! :!:
But with stopping you from going to Drs

Stewiecasserole
02-05-2010, 10:18 PM
Pfffffffftttt WTF Never been in any Closet....the wife and 2 kids were all a drunken blunder hahahahahahha

Yeah just messin with ya Richo. Think Go Sicks on the end of the hook though :lol:

richo7502000
02-05-2010, 10:37 PM
Yeah just messin with ya Richo. Think Go Sicks on the end of the hook though :lol:

All good mate, I work with 11 shit stirrers every day all part of the fun!
I think you may be onto somethin with GO SICK , was he saying "Thanks Richo im going NOW" as in he got excited about the prospect of a "Magic" trick, or was he saying he isnt going now???

cHikNhAwK
03-05-2010, 03:13 AM
I hate being a siamese twin, when we share one arse......He is gay and i am not and he has a date tonight....:rolleyes:

hahahah dude,that is farkin mad!!!! :D:D:D

cHikNhAwK
03-05-2010, 03:23 AM
Getting back from a holiday and turning your xbox on and red ring of death straight out. F*^% YOU BILL GATES!!!!!

hahaaha consoles are just wannabe pc's. :D:D:D

HRDHSV
03-05-2010, 12:07 PM
I just had a p plater in a magna auto with the worst sounding exhaust in the world try race me at the lights... I had my girl in the car and dont usually 'drag' off the lights anyway, not really into losing my car for so called hooning.. But anyway, I let him think he beat me, I dont think I went over 2500rpm, he was always a car length in front all the way up to the lighting quick speed of 65.. Have to say, it was fun fun fun !! I think he was over the moon ! he thrashed me!!! ;)

Oh sorry Jez that was me.

HRDHSV
03-05-2010, 12:30 PM
Although I would never do it to an HSV, I absolutely love dousing sh!t box rides with my washer water. Especially 'coz thr Grange has headlight washers that pop out a mile and blast seriously high pressure water which deflects brilliantly to get anyone beside me and behind me. Farking love it. But I do hate it when wankers do it to me when I've just washed my ride.
Swings and roundabouts. Swings and roundabouts.

You never told me the Whale was a Squirter mate LMAO

Jezmont
03-05-2010, 02:28 PM
Oh sorry Jez that was me.

Thanks HRD, I feel much better now! Gotta watch these magna rust boxes.. sleepers the lot of em :o

HRDHSV
03-05-2010, 03:19 PM
Thats what I told Zman!

richo7502000
04-05-2010, 02:58 PM
hahahah dude,that is farkin mad!!!! :D:D:D

I do my best to hide the Madness but it ocasionally shoves itself out there!

HRDHSV
09-05-2010, 10:49 AM
20's, they dont hook up for shit!:(

richo7502000
09-05-2010, 02:06 PM
20's, they dont hook up for shit!:(

Time for more Killa Wasps then HRD????

richo7502000
09-05-2010, 02:22 PM
I hate having to get up crazily early/stay up all night in the wind and rain, or blazing sunshine doing 12 hour days and Nights 365 days a year performing maintenance and repairs to something which isnt even mine.
There isnt anyone I know crazy enough to "choose" to stand out in the P!ssin rain at 2am doing oil or filter changes on their cars, laying on the wet or red hot floor changing wheels and brakes...And get into strife if its back working 1 minute late even, so why do I bother?

Builders and other tradies working outside have to sit in a shed at the hint of rain, and nick off home if it gets over 32 degrees, and generaly run over their completion deadlines....Geez if only I could get away with that!!!

Think Im due for a pay rise....... and it better be a good un :D

sorry was a sh!t shift over the weekend, and I needed to vent!